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.5 billion investment in state-owned utility dong energy. (laughter) >> jon: dong energy, huh? i think they sell that at a bodaga near my house. (laughter) supposedly made from real giraffe balls but i don't know, it's unregulated. not that i didn't get results with it but it's hardly worth $1.5 billion investment, unless i'm somehow misinterpreting everything about the corporation dong energy because of the relatively juvenile attachment to the word dong. (laughter) but you know what, look how the danish people took to the streets. you know you've made it as a corporation when the majority of the country is willing to brave subzero temperatures to keep you out of its country when you haven't even done anything yet. are you there yet, bitcoin? oh, there you go. that's-- yeah. well, that's the start of a protest. are you sure that process isn't based on magic of the tiny gathering? >> (laughter) baby step, bitcoin, we'll be right back. right back. (c [ male announcer ] when you switch to sprint's new framily plan, friends are like family, so who's gonna be in yours? let's get a sound
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"... focus is power... focus is life... and 5-hour energy is focus. transferred money from his before larry instantly bank of america savings account to his merrill edge retirement account. before he opened his first hot chocolate stand calling winter an "underserved season". and before he quit his friend's leaf-raking business for "not offering a 401k." larry knew the importance of preparing for retirement. that's why when the time came he counted on merrill edge to streamline his investing and help him plan for the road ahead. that's the power of streamlined connections. that's merrill edge and bank of america. >> jon: welcome back to the program. you know, it's been brought to my attention many times. the great martin luther king, jr., once said the road to equality is a difficult hard road. many bathroom breaks and hopefully a stop for snacks. look it up, did he say that. [ laughter ] -- he did say that. is our trip finally coming to an end? jessica williams filed this report. >> when president obama was elected and then reelected, one thing became perfectly clear. >> the truth is that
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is power... focus is life... and 5-hour energy is focus. with over 100,000 miles. most vehicles on the road that's the power of german engineering. e. [cheers and applause] jorchg ladies and. >> jon: ladies and gentlemen, i'm so excited. it's time once again to check in on our neighbors to the south. no not -- [laughter] we're not doing a story on the 51st food market, not our literal neighbors to the south. they do have a terrific turkey sandwich. my point is this, thank you. mexico. [ laughter ] after more than a decade a brutal war with massive drug cartels has been a defining fact of life and last weekend a break. >> the capture of one of most wanted criminals on the planet who headed the most powerful drug operation in the world. mexican drug lord joaquin guzman known as el chapo has been captured ending a 13-year long manhunt. >> jon: el chapo got el popped-o. it translated to either a short stout person or corn porridge. [laughter] which kind of a weird name for a tough game. let me introduce you to my gang. you know me corn porridge. over in the corner jimmy oatmeal, gary gruel. thi
possibly hold together all the natural energy found in peanuts? caramel works. payday. crunchy, roasted peanuts and soft, delicious caramel come together to give you sweet energy. payday. fill up and go. so i get invited to quite a few family gatherings. heck, i saved judith here a fortune with discounts like safe driver, multi-car, paperless. you make a mighty fine missus, m'lady. i'm not saying mark's thrifty. let's just say, i saved him $519, and it certainly didn't go toward that ring. am i right? [ laughs ] [ dance music playing ] so visit progressive.com today. i call this one "the robox." now you can create your own perfecat olive garden, with our new cucina mia menu, for just $9.99. choose the homemade sauce that tempts you the most. like our addictively creamy garlic asiago, devilishly spicy diavolo or garden-fresh primavera with roasted vegetables. all made from scratch and made to order. served with your choice of our new artisinal pastas including gluten free. new cucina mia is all about flavor, all about you, and all just $9.99. at olive garden, we're all family here. [chee
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over energy. >> stephen: bill is right, military funding and keystone. obama needs to prove he's a strong leader by giving republicans everything they've asked for. ( laughter ) plus russia's antigay laws could drive their homosexuals over here, so to keep them out we need a border wall with mexico before the gays invade have a cancun, because you know they're a beach people. ( laughter ) ( applause ) ladies and gentlemen, bill o'reilly and i are not the only ones questioning obama's leadership. so are you. >> with the u.s. facing volatile foreign policy situations in ukraine, brand new gallup poll is raising serious concerns about president obama's standing on the world stage. according to gallup, for the first time ever, a majority of americans say president obama is not respected by other world leaders. >> stephen: even worse air, majority of americans felt the "the bachelor" wouldn't give president obama a rose, even if it was just down to him and that bitch, 96y. folks, this poll-- if th poll has no alarmed me that i am conducting by own poll so i can become more alarmed.
at the local level. states like north dakota opening their energy creating a lot of jobs. >> >> jon: right. >> we can create solutions. i've been on the inside of congress. i lived most of my life out of politics. i solutions are out of washington. i feel like politics is dividing the county. when i tewk people they are not nearly as divided about common sense ideas. i'm just optimistic if people start voting for themselves rather than some concept of what government might do. >> jon: government has -- if you also poll people they would say, i think 65%, 75% would say government has a role to play in helping knows poverty. >> sure, yeah. >> jon: the difficulty i have at times in that divide of those who feel government has less of a role to play, rather than reforming they abdicate responsibility and obstruct. what they do is pause the function of government to -- cause the function of government to cease. by doing that they hurt a tremendous amount of people without reforming a system that desperately needs smart reform and not obstruction. >> your right. our hearts, i think, are in the s
is power... focus is life... and 5-hour energy is focus. [cheers and applause] >> jon: my guest font is an actor. his new film is called "non-stop." >> go, go, go! >> get the gun! [yelling] >> no, no, no. [grunting] >> help me, man. >> let go of him. >> stop. >> jon: dude, i have totally been on that flight. it's jet blue all the way. please welcome back to the program liam neeson. [cheers and applause] ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jon: young man, how are you? >> good, jon, thank you. >> jon: holy -- how long into the flight -- [laughter] -- and what was -- was that a -- was that a fuel request gone awry? what happened there? >> they served tea at the wrong temperature. [ laughter ] you americans d i love this country, i'm a citizen, you do not know how to make tea. i say can i have boiling water. they say hot water? no, boiling water. that's what it starts. >> jon: i have always found if someone is to get your tea order wrong you should drive their nose bone into their brain. i have always said that. this film someone has taken your daughter again -- [laughter] -- but they've taken
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. 20 watts of power to power the brain. le is that. what is the energy source of the brain that we're unable to figure out. >> for most people it's just a few hamburgers. however, we don't know how the brain actually functions. the brain is not a computer in the normal sense of the word. there's no operating system. there's no pentium chip or bind windows. it's a learning machine. it learns. >> jon: how zit exist outside -- how does it exist outside of it? >> physical president obama's brain initiative succeeds. >> jon: what? he has a brain initiative? he can't run a web site? what are you talking about? a brain initiative? >> they want to dump $1 billion to map the patways of human brain to solve the question of mental illness like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and one day they may have a cd rom that will love on after you die. in other words some for the of immortality say possible that consciousness may exist even outside the human body. it would be nice, right, living forever? [laughter] >> jon: sorry i'm thinking of like 300 years from now, you know, people that -- your kids
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